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As my wife pulled her ripcord, my exhileration turned to terror.

190 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’ve always know I wasn’t very pretty, so when the boy I asked to senior prom said yes, I felt like the luckiest girl on then planet. NSFW

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My neighbor seemed devastated when he handed me my cat’s body after hitting her with his car.

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“Seeing all these precious kids Trick-or-Treating kinda makes me want one of our own,” my wife said with a hopeful smile.

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“What’ll it be?” asked the bartender.

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My mother-in-law was so worried about how to tell my infant twin boys apart. NSFW

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I just moved in to a new house and the previous owner left the stove burners on a little bit, which I thought was rude.

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As the man who had followed me to my car made a move, I began frantically blowing my whistle. NSFW

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I got home early from work to find my wife asleep in her still-running car in the garage.

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I was disappointed in my performance at the audition.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As my wife pulled her ripcord, my exhileration turned to terror.	190	TwoSentenceHorror
I’ve always know I wasn’t very pretty, so when the boy I asked to senior prom said yes, I felt like the luckiest girl on then planet. NSFW	187	TwoSentenceHorror
My neighbor seemed devastated when he handed me my cat’s body after hitting her with his car.	174	TwoSentenceHorror
“Seeing all these precious kids Trick-or-Treating kinda makes me want one of our own,” my wife said with a hopeful smile.	155	TwoSentenceHorror
“What’ll it be?” asked the bartender.	96	TwoSentenceHorror
My mother-in-law was so worried about how to tell my infant twin boys apart. NSFW	81	TwoSentenceHorror
I just moved in to a new house and the previous owner left the stove burners on a little bit, which I thought was rude.	77	TwoSentenceHorror
As the man who had followed me to my car made a move, I began frantically blowing my whistle. NSFW	73	TwoSentenceHorror
I got home early from work to find my wife asleep in her still-running car in the garage.	65	TwoSentenceHorror
I was disappointed in my performance at the audition.	60	TwoSentenceSadness