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Every night since she died, I’ve masturbated to my favorite picture of my wife.

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After being cooped up for months, I breathed in the crisp fresh air deeply.

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The moon and stars shined beautifully across the lake water creating a peaceful scene as a quietly walked in.

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I lied about being a virgin and continued to fornicate even after I took my vow of nunnery.

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I took my time, squeezing myself into her tight little holes.

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“Mommy, Daddy’s finally home”, my three year old sprinted into the living room holding my husband’s hand.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away

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My son and his friends farted on each other’s pillows at their last sleepover as a joke, so I scheduled a doctors appointment just in case he had pink eye.

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I’ve been spitting in every order I could since I got my new job.

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My mom always cooks the most extravagant and beautiful meals when we visit.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every night since she died, I’ve masturbated to my favorite picture of my wife.	20
After being cooped up for months, I breathed in the crisp fresh air deeply.	18
The moon and stars shined beautifully across the lake water creating a peaceful scene as a quietly walked in.	18
I lied about being a virgin and continued to fornicate even after I took my vow of nunnery.	14
I took my time, squeezing myself into her tight little holes.	13
“Mommy, Daddy’s finally home”, my three year old sprinted into the living room holding my husband’s hand.	10
An apple a day keeps the doctor away	9
My son and his friends farted on each other’s pillows at their last sleepover as a joke, so I scheduled a doctors appointment just in case he had pink eye.	8
I’ve been spitting in every order I could since I got my new job.	5
My mom always cooks the most extravagant and beautiful meals when we visit.	3