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As blood gushed from the stab wound in his neck, Jonathan wished that he hadn’t ignored the noises he heard a few seconds ago.

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My wife and I are getting old, so much so that we say “goodbye” every night instead of “goodnight” before we go to sleep.

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Making the 13th installment in his winning streak, the lawyer worked tirelessly and got his client acquitted of all murder charges.

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As I walked through Heaven, I saw my long dead parents, as well as my wife and son who had died long ago in a head-on collision.

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Mommy and Daddy took me to The circus for the first time last year.

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After centuries of international unrest, Earth seemed as though it would never find true peace.

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Y’know I love all the skeleton posts this time of year.

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Blood and tears streak down my face as I finish gouging that disgusting mole from my forehead

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I realized today that It’s NOT just my imagination.

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What do my wife and a homemade guillotine have in common?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As blood gushed from the stab wound in his neck, Jonathan wished that he hadn’t ignored the noises he heard a few seconds ago.	46
My wife and I are getting old, so much so that we say “goodbye” every night instead of “goodnight” before we go to sleep.	42
Making the 13th installment in his winning streak, the lawyer worked tirelessly and got his client acquitted of all murder charges.	37
As I walked through Heaven, I saw my long dead parents, as well as my wife and son who had died long ago in a head-on collision.	35
Mommy and Daddy took me to The circus for the first time last year.	35
After centuries of international unrest, Earth seemed as though it would never find true peace.	32
Y’know I love all the skeleton posts this time of year.	29
Blood and tears streak down my face as I finish gouging that disgusting mole from my forehead	21
I realized today that It’s NOT just my imagination.	21
What do my wife and a homemade guillotine have in common?	21