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As the creator of the first functional Time Machine, I can assure you those things you call “UFO’s” aren’t alien space crafts.
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As the inventor of the first successful Time Machine, I can assure that those things you now call “UFOs” are not full of extraterrestrials.
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My eyes fluttered open, as a peered around the room in search of what woke me up, when I caught a glimpse of the disfigured pale face in my window.
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My eyes shot open, and for a split second I saw that I was in a tank of fluid with two men staring at me, one of them saying, “Quick, send her back!”
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“Is my wife a naggy bitch,” Tom asked his daughter’s magic eight ball, after hearing his wife call him from the kitchen for the third time.
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I just awoke from a 10 month coma after having a kidney transplant when I noticed fresh stitches above my pubic bone.
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When my husband was alive and I awoke in the middle of the night from a nightmare, I’d reach for his hand and give it a squeeze.
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