/u/SteveOMatt's posts

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In Rat Race (2001), I struggled to follow the story because all I could think about was how Brecklin Mayer looks like he's related to Luke Wilson, but not Owen Wilson.

59 upvotes • r/shittymoviedetails

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Watching her sleep is the nicest feeling in the world, seeing her so peaceful and at rest.

52 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I don't know why people say "Your baby is so beautiful" when I work in the hospital's birthing wing and they all look the same to me.

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Nothing makes me happier than watching my girlfriend sleep peacefully at night.

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My favourite place in the whole world is my girlfriend's bedroom, watching her sleep just makes me feel so calm and relaxed.

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Laying here in bed, I just keep wondering if she remembered to lock the door tonight.

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"Oh man, all the other kids are going to be so jealous!"

31 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"Mommy, I saw the baby was stirring in his sleep so I gave him another pillow off your bed"

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Just caught this beautiful gal, through the Dynamax Adventures. Those purple eyes really draw you in.

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We processed a man at the asylum who was brought in screaming that he was the son of Satan.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
In Rat Race (2001), I struggled to follow the story because all I could think about was how Brecklin Mayer looks like he's related to Luke Wilson, but not Owen Wilson.	59	shittymoviedetails
Watching her sleep is the nicest feeling in the world, seeing her so peaceful and at rest.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
I don't know why people say "Your baby is so beautiful" when I work in the hospital's birthing wing and they all look the same to me.	49	TwoSentenceHorror
Nothing makes me happier than watching my girlfriend sleep peacefully at night.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
My favourite place in the whole world is my girlfriend's bedroom, watching her sleep just makes me feel so calm and relaxed.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
Laying here in bed, I just keep wondering if she remembered to lock the door tonight.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
"Oh man, all the other kids are going to be so jealous!"	31	TwoSentenceSadness
"Mommy, I saw the baby was stirring in his sleep so I gave him another pillow off your bed"	23	TwoSentenceHorror
Just caught this beautiful gal, through the Dynamax Adventures. Those purple eyes really draw you in.	17	PokemonSwordAndShield
We processed a man at the asylum who was brought in screaming that he was the son of Satan.	10	TwoSentenceHorror