/u/Steve_FS's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“If God is real, why hasn’t he ever appeared before us?” the non-believer challenged, throwing his Holy Bible in the fire.

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My father told me that when we die in Heaven, we get buried in the ground, and after many, many years, we fall out from the other end.

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My brother suffers from Tourette’s and has a weird, specific tick: yelling “die!” when holding an egg and smashing it on the counter.

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I had a very vivid dream of me cutting up a baby into several pieces, licking my fingers in delight, and putting the gory body parts into a smoothie blender.

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“And for my final wish, I want all my happiest dreams to come to life,” I said proudly to the genie, awaiting my promise of world peace and an end to suffering.

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[MAR23] I watched as the huge snake slowly consumed my unconscious husband, starting at his feet, then his legs, and finally swallowing his entire body.

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Turns out human trafficking and brain transplants were the key to living forever.

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Humankind finally created a teleportation device that deconstructs the individual to their molecules and reconstructs them at the desired destination.

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[JAN23] When I was but an ignorant boy, I mustered up the courage to ask the Village Freak how he got his two faces.

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Downtown was such a bad neighborhood, so I made sure to dress up looking tough so no one bothered me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“If God is real, why hasn’t he ever appeared before us?” the non-believer challenged, throwing his Holy Bible in the fire.	122
My father told me that when we die in Heaven, we get buried in the ground, and after many, many years, we fall out from the other end.	112
My brother suffers from Tourette’s and has a weird, specific tick: yelling “die!” when holding an egg and smashing it on the counter.	111
I had a very vivid dream of me cutting up a baby into several pieces, licking my fingers in delight, and putting the gory body parts into a smoothie blender.	97
“And for my final wish, I want all my happiest dreams to come to life,” I said proudly to the genie, awaiting my promise of world peace and an end to suffering.	65
[MAR23] I watched as the huge snake slowly consumed my unconscious husband, starting at his feet, then his legs, and finally swallowing his entire body.	64
Turns out human trafficking and brain transplants were the key to living forever.	61
Humankind finally created a teleportation device that deconstructs the individual to their molecules and reconstructs them at the desired destination.	55
[JAN23] When I was but an ignorant boy, I mustered up the courage to ask the Village Freak how he got his two faces.	54
Downtown was such a bad neighborhood, so I made sure to dress up looking tough so no one bothered me.	42