/u/Steve_FS's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I received a wonderful Christmas card from my agent.

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[JAN23] I tried to take a bed selfie for my boyfriend, but the left side of my face remained expressionless, as if I was two-faced.

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After many grueling years, my crew was the first team to drill a hole to the center of the Earth.

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Too lazy to turn on the light, I reached into the pantry and took a bite of the muffin I was saving from the party a week ago.

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I felt the piercing stare of the man in the black hoodie as he slipped his hand into his backpack.

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“Bobby, have you ever had human flesh before?”

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As I merged into the lane in the middle of the night, I heard a yelp and the crunching of bones and metal, and decided that I probably just ran over some traffic cones.

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Every time I closed my eyes, I would see her white face slowly approaching me from the darkness.

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[DEC22] I escaped from jail and beat my ex-wife to a bloody pulp with the living room chair.

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I had a dream that my estranged brother was floating in a dirty motel room and screaming, “They made me into a giraffe, and you’re next!” at the top of his lungs.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I received a wonderful Christmas card from my agent.	17
[JAN23] I tried to take a bed selfie for my boyfriend, but the left side of my face remained expressionless, as if I was two-faced.	17
After many grueling years, my crew was the first team to drill a hole to the center of the Earth.	16
Too lazy to turn on the light, I reached into the pantry and took a bite of the muffin I was saving from the party a week ago.	16
I felt the piercing stare of the man in the black hoodie as he slipped his hand into his backpack.	15
“Bobby, have you ever had human flesh before?”	14
As I merged into the lane in the middle of the night, I heard a yelp and the crunching of bones and metal, and decided that I probably just ran over some traffic cones.	14
Every time I closed my eyes, I would see her white face slowly approaching me from the darkness.	13
[DEC22] I escaped from jail and beat my ex-wife to a bloody pulp with the living room chair.	13
I had a dream that my estranged brother was floating in a dirty motel room and screaming, “They made me into a giraffe, and you’re next!” at the top of his lungs.	12