/u/StonedColdKiller997's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It was humiliating, but I begged my girlfriend not to break up with me.

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Learning that our visitors from the stars were far more intelligent than us came as no surprise.

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I was outraged when the undercover cop placed me under arrest for going 5 miles over the speed limit.

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Lying at the bottom of the life raft, too weak to move, all I can think about is the old sailor's adage I learned from my father.

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The fire marshall could not determine what had started the fire that killed 19 people in the Plum Grove apartment complex.

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Look, Mommy," my four-year-old said, "a deer!"

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I lie on my back in the sand and watch the birds circling overhead.

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I barely managed to keep from panicking when my body got stuck in the cave's narrow passage.

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I thought it was outrageous that the undercover cop was arresting me for going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Red on yellow...no, red on black, kill a fellow?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was humiliating, but I begged my girlfriend not to break up with me.	1
Learning that our visitors from the stars were far more intelligent than us came as no surprise.	1
I was outraged when the undercover cop placed me under arrest for going 5 miles over the speed limit.	1
Lying at the bottom of the life raft, too weak to move, all I can think about is the old sailor's adage I learned from my father.	1
The fire marshall could not determine what had started the fire that killed 19 people in the Plum Grove apartment complex.	1
Look, Mommy," my four-year-old said, "a deer!"	1
I lie on my back in the sand and watch the birds circling overhead.	1
I barely managed to keep from panicking when my body got stuck in the cave's narrow passage.	1
I thought it was outrageous that the undercover cop was arresting me for going 10 miles over the speed limit.	1
Red on yellow...no, red on black, kill a fellow?	1