/u/StudentofArceus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"This blue juice tastes funny!" my toddler complained.

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Our kidnappers forced the two of us to play Russian roulette, and my friend lost.

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After his girlfriend broke up with him, my teenage son said he needed some space and locked himself in his room.

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Due to a lack of traffic, we will be permanently closing this location.

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As a soldier and proud patriot, I eagerly answered the call when the government declared war.

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Those born deaf but later cured expressed confusion because they expected the Sun to make a sound.

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A classmate asked me what I thought of the final exam.

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After receiving a lot of strange, threatening calls and texts, I changed my phone and phone number.

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I dropped a few chips and they fell underneath the couch

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Butcher: "The meat is very fresh; I personally killed, skinned, cut up, and prepared the cow."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"This blue juice tastes funny!" my toddler complained.	56
Our kidnappers forced the two of us to play Russian roulette, and my friend lost.	53
After his girlfriend broke up with him, my teenage son said he needed some space and locked himself in his room.	52
Due to a lack of traffic, we will be permanently closing this location.	47
As a soldier and proud patriot, I eagerly answered the call when the government declared war.	46
Those born deaf but later cured expressed confusion because they expected the Sun to make a sound.	43
A classmate asked me what I thought of the final exam.	39
After receiving a lot of strange, threatening calls and texts, I changed my phone and phone number.	38
I dropped a few chips and they fell underneath the couch	36
Butcher: "The meat is very fresh; I personally killed, skinned, cut up, and prepared the cow."	31