/u/SuvenPan's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
After the wife showed the apple to the audience, the magician asked the wife to place the apple on the floor, so that he could turn her husband back.
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My teacher once asked me, "if 20 crows were sitting on a tree and I fired a shot and killed one crow then how many crows will remain on the tree?"
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Halfway through my journey, I took out my phone and pretended to be in a heated argument with my daughter.
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When the rain started pouring down all four of us stopped exploring the mountain and ran towards an abandoned hut for shelter.
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"Mom told me that the top bunk is mine and the bottom bunk is yours," I shouted when I woke up and found my older brother asleep beside me on the top bunk.
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For years I fed the stray dogs of my village, and when the famine came I took them in so they can return the favor.
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"Daddy please stop or you'll get possessed by the demon and hurt us again," pleaded the little girl with her father.
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