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I carry a steaming cup of coffee into my living room to watch some morning television. NSFW

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I exclaimed to the girl strolling on the sidewalk with a dog by her side, “did you fall from heaven? cuz it looks like you just came straight from Hell”

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Tonight’s the night, it has to happen again and again and again. NSFW

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My girlfriend looks so peaceful when she’s sleeping, I could watch her sleep all night.

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The sky is shrouded in opaque darkness and bonfires are a blazing.

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It sure is a beautiful Easter Sunday afternoon, my mother looks so happy today.

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My workplace is chaotic and unsanitary, I mop and sweep up all the messes the customers make.

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Liftoff will start in T-minus 10 seconds: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and we have ignition!

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She said “you’ll be my boyfriend forever”.

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I helped pass around the communion wine to everyone in church as part of my altar boy duties.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I carry a steaming cup of coffee into my living room to watch some morning television. NSFW	5	TwoSentenceComedy
I exclaimed to the girl strolling on the sidewalk with a dog by her side, “did you fall from heaven? cuz it looks like you just came straight from Hell”	4	TwoSentenceComedy
Tonight’s the night, it has to happen again and again and again. NSFW	4	TwoSentenceHorror
My girlfriend looks so peaceful when she’s sleeping, I could watch her sleep all night.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
The sky is shrouded in opaque darkness and bonfires are a blazing.	3	TwoSentenceComedy
It sure is a beautiful Easter Sunday afternoon, my mother looks so happy today.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
My workplace is chaotic and unsanitary, I mop and sweep up all the messes the customers make.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
Liftoff will start in T-minus 10 seconds: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and we have ignition!	1	TwoSentenceHorror
She said “you’ll be my boyfriend forever”.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I helped pass around the communion wine to everyone in church as part of my altar boy duties.	1	TwoSentenceHorror