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“As Julius Caesar said, veni, vidi, vici… that is, I came, I saw, I conquered.”

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“911, what is your emergency,” I said calmly as I settled in for my graveyard shift alone.

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“I wish I could remember who I really am!”

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Through the darkening haze of pain and gun smoke, my last thought was of my darling wife.

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[NOV21] I loved all the old maps with areas labeled “here be dragons”.

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I smiled smugly as my target sipped at the spiked drink, finishing my own glass in one gulp before heading over to her.

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“As a long-time listener, I was hoping you could play a song for the one who got away.”

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[NOV23] Mommy came in to sleep with me in my new big-girl bed after another fight with Daddy.

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I secretly pocketed the poison capsules in my cheek as the nurse kept saying I needed to take my medication.

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Everyone has a skeleton or two in the closet, my new girlfriend told me with a wink, and I thought nothing of it at the time.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“As Julius Caesar said, veni, vidi, vici… that is, I came, I saw, I conquered.”	258
“911, what is your emergency,” I said calmly as I settled in for my graveyard shift alone.	247
“I wish I could remember who I really am!”	221
Through the darkening haze of pain and gun smoke, my last thought was of my darling wife.	219
[NOV21] I loved all the old maps with areas labeled “here be dragons”.	212
I smiled smugly as my target sipped at the spiked drink, finishing my own glass in one gulp before heading over to her.	138
“As a long-time listener, I was hoping you could play a song for the one who got away.”	130
[NOV23] Mommy came in to sleep with me in my new big-girl bed after another fight with Daddy.	123
I secretly pocketed the poison capsules in my cheek as the nurse kept saying I needed to take my medication.	118
Everyone has a skeleton or two in the closet, my new girlfriend told me with a wink, and I thought nothing of it at the time.	116