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As he separated my legs he began to lick, and I felt myself becoming dizzy.

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I once read that the average dog will wait 5-7 days before eating their deceased owner, whereas the average cat will only wait 3-4 days.

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After the doctor examined my ear he said "no, it's not an earwig", and I sighed with relief.

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I woke up as my husband gently crawled into bed, pulling me close to his bare body, and kissing the back of my neck...

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As a small child, I always kept my feet tucked under the blankets for fear that a monster would reach out from under the bed to bite it off...

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Walking into my apartment and taking off my shoes after such a draining day felt like heaven, until I stepped into a warm pile of cat barf and felt my stomach churn.

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After finally coming up with a genuinely messed up two sentence horror story, I proudly pressed "post".

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After literal months of what felt like marathon training, I finally have the perfect body I've always wanted, and am so proud!

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After months of effort and grueling physical training, I finally have the beautifully slim body that I have ALWAYS wanted.

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I didn't realize that by "I want to spice up our sex life" he really meant "I want to tie you up and film it", but decided to explore the kink with him.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As he separated my legs he began to lick, and I felt myself becoming dizzy.	57
I once read that the average dog will wait 5-7 days before eating their deceased owner, whereas the average cat will only wait 3-4 days.	37
After the doctor examined my ear he said "no, it's not an earwig", and I sighed with relief.	31
I woke up as my husband gently crawled into bed, pulling me close to his bare body, and kissing the back of my neck...	31
As a small child, I always kept my feet tucked under the blankets for fear that a monster would reach out from under the bed to bite it off...	19
Walking into my apartment and taking off my shoes after such a draining day felt like heaven, until I stepped into a warm pile of cat barf and felt my stomach churn.	15
After finally coming up with a genuinely messed up two sentence horror story, I proudly pressed "post".	9
After literal months of what felt like marathon training, I finally have the perfect body I've always wanted, and am so proud!	9
After months of effort and grueling physical training, I finally have the beautifully slim body that I have ALWAYS wanted.	9
I didn't realize that by "I want to spice up our sex life" he really meant "I want to tie you up and film it", but decided to explore the kink with him.	6