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It was adorable to see my daughter copy everything my dog did and then giggle like the precious little thing she is.

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It was weird to see my cat licking my headphones yesterday.

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"Imagine a pest that has gained human sentience."

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"Imagine a dog that has gained human sentience. You have, right?"

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“It’s frustrating, we can’t find other creative ways to kill ourselves and living forever is just boring” – He said as he slashed his neck since he was bored.

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With a single thought I can burn this world up leaving no trace of it behind.

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My idiot friend called me to help clean up the mess she made after she killed her dad.

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Today's the 9th day in a row they sacrificed a virgin in my name.

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As an introvert I can't be thankful enough for my extroverted wife.

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For the past two weeks my son has been persistent on bringing food to his room and eat it there and it's making me worry that he's not eating anything at all.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was adorable to see my daughter copy everything my dog did and then giggle like the precious little thing she is.	4
It was weird to see my cat licking my headphones yesterday.	4
"Imagine a pest that has gained human sentience."	2
"Imagine a dog that has gained human sentience. You have, right?"	2
“It’s frustrating, we can’t find other creative ways to kill ourselves and living forever is just boring” – He said as he slashed his neck since he was bored.	1
With a single thought I can burn this world up leaving no trace of it behind.	1
My idiot friend called me to help clean up the mess she made after she killed her dad.	1
Today's the 9th day in a row they sacrificed a virgin in my name.	1
As an introvert I can't be thankful enough for my extroverted wife.	1
For the past two weeks my son has been persistent on bringing food to his room and eat it there and it's making me worry that he's not eating anything at all.	1