/u/Thateffnguy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I told my friend that the clowns she had hired for her son's birthday were staring at me in the living room and it was creepy.

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I flipped off a stranger in traffic today.

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Lastnight I met a girl with pure white eyes and blood red lips.

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I stood at the edge of the forest, sprawled out twisted and dark before me, taking in with great satisfaction what I had accomplished.

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She looked so lovely as she settled in for bed I could hardly catch my breath.

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As I fell from the roof of my building, finally free from their torment, I heard them callout, "You're a worthless failure who can never do anything right!"

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I was so thirsty from the scorching summer heat I greedily took a long deep drink from the can without a thought.

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[AUG21] I had considered being born without the sense of taste or smell a gift for most of my life.

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There is nothing more enjoyable than sitting by the fire, telling spooky tales, and roasting marshmallows when the cool fall weather finally arrives.

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The girl next door will not quit screaming.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I told my friend that the clowns she had hired for her son's birthday were staring at me in the living room and it was creepy.	58
I flipped off a stranger in traffic today.	50
Lastnight I met a girl with pure white eyes and blood red lips.	49
I stood at the edge of the forest, sprawled out twisted and dark before me, taking in with great satisfaction what I had accomplished.	46
She looked so lovely as she settled in for bed I could hardly catch my breath.	23
As I fell from the roof of my building, finally free from their torment, I heard them callout, "You're a worthless failure who can never do anything right!"	20
I was so thirsty from the scorching summer heat I greedily took a long deep drink from the can without a thought.	20
[AUG21] I had considered being born without the sense of taste or smell a gift for most of my life.	16
There is nothing more enjoyable than sitting by the fire, telling spooky tales, and roasting marshmallows when the cool fall weather finally arrives.	16
The girl next door will not quit screaming.	15