/u/Thatspretttyfunny's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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The small boy's wish was granted by a genie to become Batman.

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Robert finally killed the man who murdered his parents yesterday.

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Jennifer finally found the courage to send a message to her favorite Youtuber whom she had been a fan of ever since she was 10 years old.

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“Goodbye and Hello.”

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Craig’s a genius, but the country he lives in is plagued with genocide and economic instability.

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Jack laid down on his couch and decided out of yearning for nostalgia, to watch that Youtuber he was a huge fan of during his pre-teen years.

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Keith, unable to control himself, scrolled through Twitter, Youtube, and Reddit for the 11th time in the past 10 minutes.

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As Hector typed in the last sentence of his dissertation, he felt immense satisfaction as the multi-year long project finally came to a close.

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When Larry told everyone an ex-girlfriend was stalking him, people thought he was joking.

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I hear her name and she sees me smile and clap as she receives her diploma.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The small boy's wish was granted by a genie to become Batman.	434
Robert finally killed the man who murdered his parents yesterday.	346
Jennifer finally found the courage to send a message to her favorite Youtuber whom she had been a fan of ever since she was 10 years old.	298
“Goodbye and Hello.”	238
Craig’s a genius, but the country he lives in is plagued with genocide and economic instability.	217
Jack laid down on his couch and decided out of yearning for nostalgia, to watch that Youtuber he was a huge fan of during his pre-teen years.	193
Keith, unable to control himself, scrolled through Twitter, Youtube, and Reddit for the 11th time in the past 10 minutes.	187
As Hector typed in the last sentence of his dissertation, he felt immense satisfaction as the multi-year long project finally came to a close.	182
When Larry told everyone an ex-girlfriend was stalking him, people thought he was joking.	172
I hear her name and she sees me smile and clap as she receives her diploma.	157