/u/Thatspretttyfunny's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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As a Vietnam vet, you get used to people spitting at you and calling you a “babykiller.”

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“We pray for you every night,” my parents and brothers tell me at the end of the biannual letters they send me every year.

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Timmy was so proud of his spot, his friends would never find him now during their game of hide n’ seek.

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The monster ate children and the mentally unstable because their irrational fears and anxieties made them taste all the better.

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“I love you,” I say to my wife every morning.

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I remember when I was young, my father used to let me help him fix the engines on the cars he was working on.

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Clive traveled back in time to, anxious to go back to the day of his apparent birth.

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Shaking her husband after he hit her, Greta looked into his eyes to see if there was any semblance of the wonderful man she married a decade ago.

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It was my daughter’s birthday yesterday.

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I kissed an old friend of mine on the head last night, and told him that I missed him ever since I thought he had died of cancer years ago.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a Vietnam vet, you get used to people spitting at you and calling you a “babykiller.”	37
“We pray for you every night,” my parents and brothers tell me at the end of the biannual letters they send me every year.	33
Timmy was so proud of his spot, his friends would never find him now during their game of hide n’ seek.	31
The monster ate children and the mentally unstable because their irrational fears and anxieties made them taste all the better.	31
“I love you,” I say to my wife every morning.	31
I remember when I was young, my father used to let me help him fix the engines on the cars he was working on.	30
Clive traveled back in time to, anxious to go back to the day of his apparent birth.	28
Shaking her husband after he hit her, Greta looked into his eyes to see if there was any semblance of the wonderful man she married a decade ago.	28
It was my daughter’s birthday yesterday.	27
I kissed an old friend of mine on the head last night, and told him that I missed him ever since I thought he had died of cancer years ago.	26