/u/Thatspretttyfunny's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Don’t bother reading the next sentence, it’ll disappoint you anyway.

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My brother has retrocognition, so he has memories of things he wasn't alive for.

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Ed called his daughter’s voicemail one last time to hear her voice before heading to work.

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The day my father returned to take care of me, my brother, and my mother was one of the best days of my life.

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I love my husband.

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You know how they say good things come in threes?

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Faust, confused about why the demons hadn't dragged him into hell at the end of his contract, asked, "Why am I not facing Perdition?"

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Master left this morning as he always does, I can’t wait until he comes home and we can play fetch in the yard again.

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“Why did you kill my wife and unborn child?”

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My Aunt Carol died in a mid-air plane collision last year.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Don’t bother reading the next sentence, it’ll disappoint you anyway.	16
My brother has retrocognition, so he has memories of things he wasn't alive for.	15
Ed called his daughter’s voicemail one last time to hear her voice before heading to work.	15
The day my father returned to take care of me, my brother, and my mother was one of the best days of my life.	14
I love my husband.	14
You know how they say good things come in threes?	13
Faust, confused about why the demons hadn't dragged him into hell at the end of his contract, asked, "Why am I not facing Perdition?"	12
Master left this morning as he always does, I can’t wait until he comes home and we can play fetch in the yard again.	11
“Why did you kill my wife and unborn child?”	10
My Aunt Carol died in a mid-air plane collision last year.	10