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The news reporter on the tv tonight said the Dark Mountain serial killer had massacred their twentieth victim.

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Bob once again misplaced the butter knife.

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Ours eyes met across the dance floor, she was a fighter, it took a while for the chloroform to take over.

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Today, everything I touched turned to gold!

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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

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“WW3 death toll officially 2.5 million,” the headlines said.

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I was skydiving thanks to my wish on The Monkeys Paw,

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The moon seems much bigger tonight.

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I’m following 15 people on Instagram.

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I was wondering how I was going to ask the condemned what they want for their final meal.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The news reporter on the tv tonight said the Dark Mountain serial killer had massacred their twentieth victim.	62
Bob once again misplaced the butter knife.	56
Ours eyes met across the dance floor, she was a fighter, it took a while for the chloroform to take over.	54
Today, everything I touched turned to gold!	53
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.	44
“WW3 death toll officially 2.5 million,” the headlines said.	34
I was skydiving thanks to my wish on The Monkeys Paw,	34
The moon seems much bigger tonight.	33
I’m following 15 people on Instagram.	28
I was wondering how I was going to ask the condemned what they want for their final meal.	25