/u/The-Ant-Whisperer's posts

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I was wondering how I was going to ask the condemned what they want for their final meal.

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Dad was over the moon showing me off, his first child with blue eyes out of five to his extended family.

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“Do you want us to walk you home for your safety, madam, it’s almost midnight and you are all alone?”

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Call me sentimental, but I hate the sound of children crying.

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I saw the owner of the house that I also live in crying, so I went over to give her a nice hug.

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Each night I look up at the stars in the sky.

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“Will it hurt?” My youngest one asked.

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My wife was so angry at me, she said in her scary quiet voice "I'm going to ignore you."

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I was enjoying a nice game of whack-a-mole at the carnival,

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I knew I was a little ugly, but the succubus smiled and beckoned me closer,

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was wondering how I was going to ask the condemned what they want for their final meal.	25	TwoSentenceHorror
Dad was over the moon showing me off, his first child with blue eyes out of five to his extended family.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
“Do you want us to walk you home for your safety, madam, it’s almost midnight and you are all alone?”	20	TwoSentenceHorror
Call me sentimental, but I hate the sound of children crying.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
I saw the owner of the house that I also live in crying, so I went over to give her a nice hug.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
Each night I look up at the stars in the sky.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
“Will it hurt?” My youngest one asked.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife was so angry at me, she said in her scary quiet voice "I'm going to ignore you."	15	TwoSentenceHorror
I was enjoying a nice game of whack-a-mole at the carnival,	13	TwoSentenceHorror
I knew I was a little ugly, but the succubus smiled and beckoned me closer,	13	TwoSentenceHorror