/u/TheOminousDarkness's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As your eyes read these words, they are oblivious to the subtle hypnotic suggestion that you should kill yourself.

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And thus begins a new year, when we resolve to be a better person, bury the hatchet, and dispose of the skeletons in our closets.

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Larry meandered through the bustling and noisy crowd at the family reunion, greeting his Aunt Sally and Uncle Jeffrey with warm hugs and fond hellos before moving on to discuss politics with his Grandpa George and his cousin Shawn.

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This morning I hid a few Easter eggs for my children around the yard.

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For only $1 per day, the price of a cup of coffee, you could feed three small children...

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Curiosity killed the cat.

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Free Children's Shoes!

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I ran into the arms of my mother, screaming, with a blackened eyed and a bloody nose.

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My brother has decided that he now identifies as a girl, so I had no choice but to kill him.

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"Sugar & spice & everything nice, that's what little girls are made of!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As your eyes read these words, they are oblivious to the subtle hypnotic suggestion that you should kill yourself.	32
And thus begins a new year, when we resolve to be a better person, bury the hatchet, and dispose of the skeletons in our closets.	32
Larry meandered through the bustling and noisy crowd at the family reunion, greeting his Aunt Sally and Uncle Jeffrey with warm hugs and fond hellos before moving on to discuss politics with his Grandpa George and his cousin Shawn.	30
This morning I hid a few Easter eggs for my children around the yard.	29
For only $1 per day, the price of a cup of coffee, you could feed three small children...	29
Curiosity killed the cat.	28
Free Children's Shoes!	27
I ran into the arms of my mother, screaming, with a blackened eyed and a bloody nose.	27
My brother has decided that he now identifies as a girl, so I had no choice but to kill him.	26
"Sugar & spice & everything nice, that's what little girls are made of!"	25