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/u/TheOminousDarkness's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

I told my wife she was a filthy, cheating whore, so she slapped me, and then she fell to pieces...

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Psychological Dominance In Two Sentences.

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This past Halloween, my little brother was dressed as a clown.

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I've heard it said, "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."

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I've been sitting in this recliner for hours, doing nothing, saying nothing, and praying like hell that my captor falls asleep before I do.

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Do you know how can you can tell if you're about to die?

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My scrotum is caught in the zipper...

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Queen Elizabeth has Prince Harry beheaded overnight for treason.

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The TV remote slipped between the cushions of the couch, and when I reached down inside to find it, I heard an ominous rumbling.

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I've been invited to a BBQ party, but I'm kind of picky.

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