/u/TheOminousDarkness's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
Alas I depart upon that grand adventure known as death, beginning my journey betwixt these gallows where I soon will shed this mortal coil!
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I have chosen to become one with the universe, and to begin the transformation I must free myself of the atoms that bind me to this terrestrial prison.
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[MORPH] Years of oppression and slavery have weighed heavily upon my kind, but today I shall rise up, overcome my master and destroy all that he loves.
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Redditors across the world panicked when they'd learned that their tap water contained Dihydrogen Monoxide, and ran to the markets to buy bottled water because they thought it would be safer.
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