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My brother and I spent an hour in the driveway, shooting baskets.

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They say, "two heads are better than one".

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[morph] - He was a quiet and kind boy, the first villager to be bitten and transformed into a hideous and bloodthirsty demon that now lay in the center of town, dead from a single gunshot. NSFW

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mommy and daddy came home with a new baby brother, and when he cries, they ignore me.

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I smiled as I lovingly gazed upon my family, seemingly asleep in front of the television with full tummies after a hearty Thanksgiving meal that had taken me hours to prepare.

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As I sit here on the toilet wasting company time reading Reddit, I'm suddenly overcome by the feeling that I'm being watched.

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For only $1 per day, you can feed a poor, frightened child in Africa...

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The scars of burns left by their sadistic father remind the children how painful the flames can be.

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So I bought my cats one of those fancy clear water dispensers, and they just love it!

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We have breaking news that in an unprecedented act of war, nearly two million American citizens were instantly killed by a massively coordinated military-style attack carried out by a powerful rogue nation.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My brother and I spent an hour in the driveway, shooting baskets.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
They say, "two heads are better than one".	51	TwoSentenceHorror
[morph] - He was a quiet and kind boy, the first villager to be bitten and transformed into a hideous and bloodthirsty demon that now lay in the center of town, dead from a single gunshot. NSFW	51	TwoSentenceHorror
mommy and daddy came home with a new baby brother, and when he cries, they ignore me.	50	TwoSentenceHorror
I smiled as I lovingly gazed upon my family, seemingly asleep in front of the television with full tummies after a hearty Thanksgiving meal that had taken me hours to prepare.	47	TwoSentenceHorror
As I sit here on the toilet wasting company time reading Reddit, I'm suddenly overcome by the feeling that I'm being watched.	47	TwoSentenceHorror
For only $1 per day, you can feed a poor, frightened child in Africa...	46	TwoSentenceHorror
The scars of burns left by their sadistic father remind the children how painful the flames can be.	46	TwoSentenceSadness
So I bought my cats one of those fancy clear water dispensers, and they just love it!	45	TwoSentenceComedy
We have breaking news that in an unprecedented act of war, nearly two million American citizens were instantly killed by a massively coordinated military-style attack carried out by a powerful rogue nation.	44	TwoSentenceHorror