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The TV remote slipped between the cushions of the couch, and when I reached down inside to find it, I heard an ominous rumbling.
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Now that Mr. Peanut has died, parents around the world will have to figure out another way to kill their children with nut allergies.
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She glances into the rearview mirror as the car begins to move and asks her four-year-old daughter, "Are you comfy, sweetie?"
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BREAKING, SAD NEWS this Christmas morning, as all across the world, millions of homes suddenly exploded.
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I gagged as the foul stench of rotten death stung my nostrils, and I choked on my own vomit as I gazed upon the maggoty, torn flesh oozing with creamy pus and thick, blackening blood.
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