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How do you keep a total idiot in suspense?

5 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Alas I depart upon that grand adventure known as death, beginning my journey betwixt these gallows where I soon will shed this mortal coil!

5 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Last night I killed my wife by crushing her skull with a hammer, laughing as brains, bone and blood splattered upon the walls.

5 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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TEST4

4 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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TEST 3

3 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I have chosen to become one with the universe, and to begin the transformation I must free myself of the atoms that bind me to this terrestrial prison.

3 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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🎶Have a deadly, bloody Christmas, 🎶it's the worst time of the year!🎶

3 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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TEST2

2 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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My little girl looks like a fairy-tale princess after the talented stylist gave her a make-over.

2 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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Redditors across the world panicked when they'd learned that their tap water contained Dihydrogen Monoxide, and ran to the markets to buy bottled water because they thought it would be safer.

2 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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