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The voices in my head demand a fresh kill and tonight they crave virgin blood, so I beg of you, please hear my desperate cry and stop me before it's too late!

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When are you people going to get it through your heads that coronavirus is NOT the problem.

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Game shows and jigsaw puzzles, Jell-o in a cup with a pinch, poke or punch now and then.

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"People that smoke weed...

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Suffering from PTSD and dementia, the war veteran surveyed the playground through his scope from a hill up above.

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THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE to remind you that this Christmas, millions of little children around the world will wake up cold and alone with empty and hungry bellies, to find no lovingly wrapped presents from Santa waiting for them under a bright and colorful tree.

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Behind me, my trembling wife whispered "be careful" as we crept cautiously down to the dank and gloomy basement to appease the hideous and snarling demon chained within.

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I've heard it said that there's more than one way to skin a cat.

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I have two personalities, and one of us tells the truth and the other only lies.

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Sometimes I feel the need to murder an innocent person.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The voices in my head demand a fresh kill and tonight they crave virgin blood, so I beg of you, please hear my desperate cry and stop me before it's too late!	73	TwoSentenceHorror
When are you people going to get it through your heads that coronavirus is NOT the problem.	73	TwoSentenceHorror
Game shows and jigsaw puzzles, Jell-o in a cup with a pinch, poke or punch now and then.	71	TwoSentenceHorror
"People that smoke weed...	70	TwoSentenceComedy
Suffering from PTSD and dementia, the war veteran surveyed the playground through his scope from a hill up above.	70	TwoSentenceHorror
THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE to remind you that this Christmas, millions of little children around the world will wake up cold and alone with empty and hungry bellies, to find no lovingly wrapped presents from Santa waiting for them under a bright and colorful tree.	68	TwoSentenceHorror
Behind me, my trembling wife whispered "be careful" as we crept cautiously down to the dank and gloomy basement to appease the hideous and snarling demon chained within.	67	TwoSentenceHorror
I've heard it said that there's more than one way to skin a cat.	64	TwoSentenceHorror
I have two personalities, and one of us tells the truth and the other only lies.	64	TwoSentenceHorror
Sometimes I feel the need to murder an innocent person.	63	TwoSentenceHorror