/u/The_Returned_Lich's posts
Being the CEO of a major corporation has a lot of advantages and disadvantages. Disadvantage; I don't really have time to go date someone. Advantage; I can just purchase a cute little bunnygirl to satisfy whatever needs I have that evening. It's not like she can say 'No' after I pay for her. Right?~
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"Young maidens really shouldn't venture into forests where witches are rumored to reside in. They might end up finding a witch such as me," I say, smiling at the latest trespasser I caught in my forest. "Now, let's discuss what gifts you can offer in exchange for your life shall we? I love gifts.~"
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Out of curiosity who's the one character in your fandom that people have agreed has a weird accent and write them as such?
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"You're willing to give everything for me to stop?~ That's nice, darling, but it's our honeymoon and I haven't shown you my full collection yet," I smile pleasantly. "But don't worry, in a while we will discuss what you are willing to give your new wife full control over... How about the mortgage?~"
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"Young maidens really shouldn't venture into forests where witches are rumored to reside in. They might end up finding a witch such as me," I say, smiling at the latest trespasser I caught in my forest. "Now, let's discuss what gifts you can offer in exchange for your life shall we? I love gifts.~"
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Being the warden of a prison has its perks; namely that I get to have my pick of the new prisoners and decide which ones to give a 'private tour.' Why, if I like them enough, they might even get better accommodations. Sleep quality might suffer, but I am sure that's not a problem, right prisoner?~
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It feels like every month we get a poll between ShinRan and CoAi... But let's start asking the REALLY important questions here! (And by that, I mean a question that sprung to my mind 5 minutes ago while browsing fanfics!)
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Being a slime girl has so many advantages. One of my favorite is that if I catch a cutie to play with, I can take her shape for extra fun. That way she has to deal with having someone looking like her molesting and playing with her body. It really messes with the poor girl's little fragile brain.~
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