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[FEB23] Dying in War forced the Soldiers to continue fighting in hell for all eternity, being blown to bits and never gaining an inch of ground.

287 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[OCT22] We picked out our rings in secret but she made me promise that it couldn't be silver.

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When the first aliens arrived to Earth, many were delighted when they resembled the common Bovine.

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The Two headed calf born at the local farm drew in quite the crowd

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As the doctor lanced the bump on the side of my neck, I thought I heard him audibly gasp once the cut was made.

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"We have a pulse!" The Doctor cheered as the man regained consciousness.

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[DEC22] When I made my escape from Hell to Heaven, I was not prepared for it to be one giant shopping mall, nor did I expect to be welcomed with open arms.

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I finally worked up the courage to extract the ingrown hair on the back of my leg.

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With so many bad children and a growing population, Santa no longer brings you a lump of coal if you're on the naughty list.

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Rice Poppers taste great but look like large Kidney Stones

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[FEB23] Dying in War forced the Soldiers to continue fighting in hell for all eternity, being blown to bits and never gaining an inch of ground.	287	TwoSentenceHorror
[OCT22] We picked out our rings in secret but she made me promise that it couldn't be silver.	262	TwoSentenceHorror
When the first aliens arrived to Earth, many were delighted when they resembled the common Bovine.	255	TwoSentenceHorror
The Two headed calf born at the local farm drew in quite the crowd	230	TwoSentenceHorror
As the doctor lanced the bump on the side of my neck, I thought I heard him audibly gasp once the cut was made.	226	TwoSentenceHorror
"We have a pulse!" The Doctor cheered as the man regained consciousness.	224	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC22] When I made my escape from Hell to Heaven, I was not prepared for it to be one giant shopping mall, nor did I expect to be welcomed with open arms.	208	TwoSentenceHorror
I finally worked up the courage to extract the ingrown hair on the back of my leg.	189	TwoSentenceHorror
With so many bad children and a growing population, Santa no longer brings you a lump of coal if you're on the naughty list.	108	TwoSentenceHorror
Rice Poppers taste great but look like large Kidney Stones	94	Costco