/u/ThenSterz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[AUG21] My son told me that his principal had awful types of punishment for the bad kids at school.

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“It’s too tight... zamboni,” I turned sharply as my wife choked out our safe word into my ear.

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“Oh my god I think my husband is dead, come quick he’s hanging from the ceiling!”

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“Proceed to the route,” my phone’s GPS chirped at me.

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“Oh god I’m sorry, I thought this was my car,” I stuttered apologetically.

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We’ve always known that creatures evolve to survive threats or capitalize on opportunities.

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“Just jump loser,” I called tauntingly to my little brother in the tree above me.

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I cowered in my closet, praying the police arrived before the intruder found me.

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Yesterday I found footprints in the snow outside my little cabins window.

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I was horrified to see an enormous fish circling around the dim light provided by my deep sea lantern.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[AUG21] My son told me that his principal had awful types of punishment for the bad kids at school.	81
“It’s too tight... zamboni,” I turned sharply as my wife choked out our safe word into my ear.	79
“Oh my god I think my husband is dead, come quick he’s hanging from the ceiling!”	71
“Proceed to the route,” my phone’s GPS chirped at me.	68
“Oh god I’m sorry, I thought this was my car,” I stuttered apologetically.	67
We’ve always known that creatures evolve to survive threats or capitalize on opportunities.	67
“Just jump loser,” I called tauntingly to my little brother in the tree above me.	66
I cowered in my closet, praying the police arrived before the intruder found me.	62
Yesterday I found footprints in the snow outside my little cabins window.	62
I was horrified to see an enormous fish circling around the dim light provided by my deep sea lantern.	62