| [AUG21] My son told me that his principal had awful types of punishment for the bad kids at school. | 81 | | | | |
| “It’s too tight... zamboni,” I turned sharply as my wife choked out our safe word into my ear. | 79 | | | | |
| “Oh my god I think my husband is dead, come quick he’s hanging from the ceiling!” | 71 | | | | |
| “Proceed to the route,” my phone’s GPS chirped at me. | 68 | | | | |
| “Oh god I’m sorry, I thought this was my car,” I stuttered apologetically. | 67 | | | | |
| We’ve always known that creatures evolve to survive threats or capitalize on opportunities. | 67 | | | | |
| “Just jump loser,” I called tauntingly to my little brother in the tree above me. | 66 | | | | |
| I cowered in my closet, praying the police arrived before the intruder found me. | 62 | | | | |
| Yesterday I found footprints in the snow outside my little cabins window. | 62 | | | | |
| I was horrified to see an enormous fish circling around the dim light provided by my deep sea lantern. | 62 | | | | |
