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I can’t stand hair in my food.

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The brightest red apple was given to me with the information that it would change my life.

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Why are people afraid of dark rooms?

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The music box turned gently to each note it made and the ballerina danced in circles.

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I told the genie I wanted to be able to speak a new language.

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Mommy told me last night that I shouldn’t sleep on two pillows because the bottom one will get jealous and use me as a pillow instead.

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I was surrounded by 4 gorgeous females and they all had their eyes on me.

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While on an expedition in Africa I was seduced by a woman with the most irresistibly pleasant aroma I’d ever smelled.

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My crush is an insanely deep sleeper.

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Everyone likes to talk about “When you stare at the abyss long enough, it stares back” as being terrifying but this isn’t true.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I can’t stand hair in my food.	20
The brightest red apple was given to me with the information that it would change my life.	17
Why are people afraid of dark rooms?	16
The music box turned gently to each note it made and the ballerina danced in circles.	16
I told the genie I wanted to be able to speak a new language.	16
Mommy told me last night that I shouldn’t sleep on two pillows because the bottom one will get jealous and use me as a pillow instead.	16
I was surrounded by 4 gorgeous females and they all had their eyes on me.	15
While on an expedition in Africa I was seduced by a woman with the most irresistibly pleasant aroma I’d ever smelled.	12
My crush is an insanely deep sleeper.	11
Everyone likes to talk about “When you stare at the abyss long enough, it stares back” as being terrifying but this isn’t true.	11