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All the hours spent, all that effort practicing, and all the money spent, just to win that damned tournament, and I'm met with booing, insults and threats.

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[AUGUST 2020] "You're not me, you don't know how it feels like, you're not me, you don't know how it feels like, yOU'RE NOT ME, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS LIKE!"

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"Because I was too lazy to cook, I had cereal for breakfast, and because I tripped while holding a bowl of cereal, my wife helped clean up the mess, and because she helped clean it up, she was running late to work."

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Get up, go to work, eat, sleep, get up, go to work, eat, sleep, get up, go to work, eat, sleep.

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[SEPT21] With the death of the family dog, my mom felt like she should teach me and my little brother about the concept of mortality.

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Day 1: I emerged from that wretched dungeon, a free man for the first time in years.

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"Hey, where were you?"

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The medical director informed our staff to prep for patients from a nearby school building that burned to the ground.

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"Suzy is absolutely brilliant! Never a missed day in class, homework is always neatly done, almost perfect marks on her tests..."

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As I plummeted towards the rocky crag below, a final thought came to me.

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All the hours spent, all that effort practicing, and all the money spent, just to win that damned tournament, and I'm met with booing, insults and threats.	9
[AUGUST 2020] "You're not me, you don't know how it feels like, you're not me, you don't know how it feels like, yOU'RE NOT ME, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS LIKE!"	8
"Because I was too lazy to cook, I had cereal for breakfast, and because I tripped while holding a bowl of cereal, my wife helped clean up the mess, and because she helped clean it up, she was running late to work."	5
Get up, go to work, eat, sleep, get up, go to work, eat, sleep, get up, go to work, eat, sleep.	4
[SEPT21] With the death of the family dog, my mom felt like she should teach me and my little brother about the concept of mortality.	3
Day 1: I emerged from that wretched dungeon, a free man for the first time in years.	2
"Hey, where were you?"	2
The medical director informed our staff to prep for patients from a nearby school building that burned to the ground.	1
"Suzy is absolutely brilliant! Never a missed day in class, homework is always neatly done, almost perfect marks on her tests..."	1
As I plummeted towards the rocky crag below, a final thought came to me.	1