/u/Tired_Autistic's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When Jean's friend told him she was into cosplay he thought that her costumes looked surprisingly life like.

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My new neighbour is quite nice, he helps me with the garden, alway has good book recommendations and he even invites me to dinner from time to time.

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We've always hated pest control and how they'd come into our home unannounced.

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The two sirens that I befriended after my crash on VIT-T-8 lead me down to a place that was supposed to hold enough metal for me to repair my ship.

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"Go to the volcano with us, it'll be fun", they said.

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The chiropractor said he could fix my kyphosis, and for cheap at that.

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I read how cuckoo birds throw other birds' eggs out of their nests and replace them with their own.

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The washing machine fucking bit me.

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I've always loved trying new chocolate my father made, especially due to my hazelnut allergy!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When Jean's friend told him she was into cosplay he thought that her costumes looked surprisingly life like.	10
My new neighbour is quite nice, he helps me with the garden, alway has good book recommendations and he even invites me to dinner from time to time.	10
We've always hated pest control and how they'd come into our home unannounced.	9
The two sirens that I befriended after my crash on VIT-T-8 lead me down to a place that was supposed to hold enough metal for me to repair my ship.	8
"Go to the volcano with us, it'll be fun", they said.	7
The chiropractor said he could fix my kyphosis, and for cheap at that.	5
I read how cuckoo birds throw other birds' eggs out of their nests and replace them with their own.	5
The washing machine fucking bit me.	4
I've always loved trying new chocolate my father made, especially due to my hazelnut allergy!	2