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I was always told that drowning felt peaceful and calming.

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Looking in the mirror, I wanted to make sure I looked perfect for when father came home.

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I was always taught that to look unto the face of God would cause a man to go blind.

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When I received the acceptance letter saying I’d gotten the job at the local elementary school, I was overcome with joy!

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I spent all year learning how to cook my ideal Thanksgiving dinner.

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My wife called me at work and in a panicky voice said, “I can’t find Joey and think someone kidnapped him!”

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“WHERE ARE YOU?!?” she screams tearfully at the sounds of my soft laughter.

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The first time I died, I was 19.

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My mom always told me that my dad left to get cigarettes and never came back, not because he didn’t love us but because he was a confused man.

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Since I was young, I realized that walking through a doorway sent me back in time by three seconds.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was always told that drowning felt peaceful and calming.	37
Looking in the mirror, I wanted to make sure I looked perfect for when father came home.	37
I was always taught that to look unto the face of God would cause a man to go blind.	36
When I received the acceptance letter saying I’d gotten the job at the local elementary school, I was overcome with joy!	33
I spent all year learning how to cook my ideal Thanksgiving dinner.	32
My wife called me at work and in a panicky voice said, “I can’t find Joey and think someone kidnapped him!”	30
“WHERE ARE YOU?!?” she screams tearfully at the sounds of my soft laughter.	28
The first time I died, I was 19.	27
My mom always told me that my dad left to get cigarettes and never came back, not because he didn’t love us but because he was a confused man.	27
Since I was young, I realized that walking through a doorway sent me back in time by three seconds.	27