/u/Tramelo's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I'm going to buy a new bed for my cat.

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I have a passionate relationship with beers and wines

226 upvotes

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Excuse me, could you keep your voice down? I'm trying to watch the TV

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I got my job by walking up to my boss, looking straight into his eyes, giving him a strong and firm handshake and telling him "I'm you're man"

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Ever since quarantine my sleep schedule is getting more worse and worse.

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Let me explain you why I never finish anything:

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Did you know that you can split sounds in a musical keyboard?

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Finally someone who wants to talk to me.

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My self esteem is like food

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CORONAVIRUS EMERGENCY

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm going to buy a new bed for my cat.	241
I have a passionate relationship with beers and wines	226
Excuse me, could you keep your voice down? I'm trying to watch the TV	225
I got my job by walking up to my boss, looking straight into his eyes, giving him a strong and firm handshake and telling him "I'm you're man"	212
Ever since quarantine my sleep schedule is getting more worse and worse.	207
Let me explain you why I never finish anything:	201
Did you know that you can split sounds in a musical keyboard?	189
Finally someone who wants to talk to me.	163
My self esteem is like food	161
CORONAVIRUS EMERGENCY	151