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The secret to killing yourself is to just do it really fast.

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"Who am I, and what am I becoming?" is a question everyone asks themselves during adolescence.

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From the beginning I suspected that our new house hated us, but when the children went missing I was sure.

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I finally ran down the thief in a dark alley, then had a horrifying realization.

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Face coverings have been a boon to my kind.

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Prayers to the wrong gods are answered in a way that make you wish you'd never asked. I wanted immortality, but I really wish I hadn't fallen into wet concrete at the base of the Hoover Dam 88 years ago ...

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On our camping trip, we kept playing scary practical jokes on each other, blaming them on the Blair Witch. It kept us all amused, until we figured out none of us were the joker.

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Dearest Mother, I know you have been greatly concerned over the provisioning of the glorious patriotic army in which you insisted I enlist.

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It's commonly believed that people die when they stop fighting death, the effort eventually not worth it.

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My wife nudged me awake and said, "Honey, there's someone downstairs!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The secret to killing yourself is to just do it really fast.	25
"Who am I, and what am I becoming?" is a question everyone asks themselves during adolescence.	24
From the beginning I suspected that our new house hated us, but when the children went missing I was sure.	24
I finally ran down the thief in a dark alley, then had a horrifying realization.	24
Face coverings have been a boon to my kind.	19
Prayers to the wrong gods are answered in a way that make you wish you'd never asked. I wanted immortality, but I really wish I hadn't fallen into wet concrete at the base of the Hoover Dam 88 years ago ...	15
On our camping trip, we kept playing scary practical jokes on each other, blaming them on the Blair Witch. It kept us all amused, until we figured out none of us were the joker.	15
Dearest Mother, I know you have been greatly concerned over the provisioning of the glorious patriotic army in which you insisted I enlist.	12
It's commonly believed that people die when they stop fighting death, the effort eventually not worth it.	10
My wife nudged me awake and said, "Honey, there's someone downstairs!"	9