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My family have always made jokes about how I have a thing for older women.

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After centuries of exploration and discovery we finally knew with certainty the solution to the Fermi paradox.

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Every year at this time we offer prays to He Who Has Risen.

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The scientists were baffled at discovering the 42 mystery chemicals in the human body.

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The sudden spike in cases of hepatitis amongst children puzzled the medical world since in no case did the children have any identified strain of the virus present.

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he whimpered with relief as the pain medication started to work.

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The transplant was a complete success for the patient who could look forward to a long life now.

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It was very frustrating to realise that I had accidentally left the batch of doughnuts I made on the train

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It did seem strange that the pub would be so out of the way but it looked so warm and welcoming.

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I couldn't understand why all the religious types got so upset when God actually appeared above the Earth

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My family have always made jokes about how I have a thing for older women.	12
After centuries of exploration and discovery we finally knew with certainty the solution to the Fermi paradox.	12
Every year at this time we offer prays to He Who Has Risen.	10
The scientists were baffled at discovering the 42 mystery chemicals in the human body.	10
The sudden spike in cases of hepatitis amongst children puzzled the medical world since in no case did the children have any identified strain of the virus present.	9
he whimpered with relief as the pain medication started to work.	9
The transplant was a complete success for the patient who could look forward to a long life now.	8
It was very frustrating to realise that I had accidentally left the batch of doughnuts I made on the train	5
It did seem strange that the pub would be so out of the way but it looked so warm and welcoming.	5
I couldn't understand why all the religious types got so upset when God actually appeared above the Earth	3