/u/TryHardKenichi's posts
My mother always told me to never be ashamed of the skeletons in my closet because nobody is perfect.
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When my wife heard the fortune teller say, "your husband will live a long and fruitful life, but death will come for you in a matter of weeks," she became inconsolable.
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"A family of four was found brutally murdered earlier this evening..." the news anchor said as images of my house were plastered on the television.
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I was so excited to try the new teeth whitening strips I bought that I didn't bother reading the side effects until after I applied them.
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