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Madeline was exhausted and couldn’t wait to finish her last delivery so that she could go to sleep in her king-size bed.

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My wife told me she wanted a dildo molded from Magic Mike’s cock for her birthday.

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After a years-long battle with schizophrenia, my husband decided to give up and take his own life.

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The first thing David wished for when he freed me from my bronze prison was to be the wealthiest person on the planet.

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When my tenth wife began waking up with tiny scratches all over her back, I knew that our time together was coming to an end.

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I used to think it was cute when my daughter started talking in her sleep.

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I've always tried to go with my gut instinct, so when the pregnant woman in front of me ordered anchovies on her pizza, I decided to leave and get General Tso's Chicken.

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When the light hits his knife, you'd better run for your life because that's amore.

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"Mommy, why is daddy so scared of me?" my daughter asks, her face wrought with confusion.

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I’d been dating this woman for several months, and whenever I asked to go back to her apartment, she always said, “I’m sorry, but I’m not ready to have company over yet.”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Madeline was exhausted and couldn’t wait to finish her last delivery so that she could go to sleep in her king-size bed.	5247	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife told me she wanted a dildo molded from Magic Mike’s cock for her birthday.	4196	TwoSentenceHorror
After a years-long battle with schizophrenia, my husband decided to give up and take his own life.	3835	TwoSentenceHorror
The first thing David wished for when he freed me from my bronze prison was to be the wealthiest person on the planet.	3792	TwoSentenceHorror
When my tenth wife began waking up with tiny scratches all over her back, I knew that our time together was coming to an end.	3743	TwoSentenceHorror
I used to think it was cute when my daughter started talking in her sleep.	3727	TwoSentenceHorror
I've always tried to go with my gut instinct, so when the pregnant woman in front of me ordered anchovies on her pizza, I decided to leave and get General Tso's Chicken.	3365	TwoSentenceHorror
When the light hits his knife, you'd better run for your life because that's amore.	3356	TwoSentenceHorror
"Mommy, why is daddy so scared of me?" my daughter asks, her face wrought with confusion.	3255	TwoSentenceHorror
I’d been dating this woman for several months, and whenever I asked to go back to her apartment, she always said, “I’m sorry, but I’m not ready to have company over yet.”	3209	TwoSentenceHorror