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We were amazed at how much the residual smoke from the fireworks looked like the mind flayer.

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I don't normally drive after a night out of drinking with my buddies, but I'm glad I did tonight.

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My wife has been steadily gaining weight over the last few months, and I haven't exactly been subtle about it.

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News Anchor: "It is with great sadness that I tell you that, as of this morning, there have been four billion deaths caused by this mysterious and fatal disease."

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[JUL22] While Marta “cut the rug,” she was grateful she splurged on the pair of pumps from Venus Shoe Company because they were the most comfortable pair of shoes she had ever worn.

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While driving home, an asshole cut us off, causing my wife to lose control, and crash into a tree.

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My mother, Satan bless her soul, was a very paranoid woman and always flushed her hair down the toilet after she trimmed it.

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[APR22] When a man wearing oversized dark glasses asked me if I wanted to play Texas Hold’em, I looked at the white cane he held in one hand and the fistful of dollars in the other and said yes, even when he asked for a handicap.

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With seemingly endless advancements in technology and a renewed focus on global surveillance, I knew it was only a matter of time before the scientific community discovered my regenerative abilities.

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As per the tradition in my neighborhood, I fired several rounds into the air to celebrate the fourth of July.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We were amazed at how much the residual smoke from the fireworks looked like the mind flayer.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
I don't normally drive after a night out of drinking with my buddies, but I'm glad I did tonight.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife has been steadily gaining weight over the last few months, and I haven't exactly been subtle about it.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
News Anchor: "It is with great sadness that I tell you that, as of this morning, there have been four billion deaths caused by this mysterious and fatal disease."	10	TwoSentenceHorror
[JUL22] While Marta “cut the rug,” she was grateful she splurged on the pair of pumps from Venus Shoe Company because they were the most comfortable pair of shoes she had ever worn.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
While driving home, an asshole cut us off, causing my wife to lose control, and crash into a tree.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
My mother, Satan bless her soul, was a very paranoid woman and always flushed her hair down the toilet after she trimmed it.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
[APR22] When a man wearing oversized dark glasses asked me if I wanted to play Texas Hold’em, I looked at the white cane he held in one hand and the fistful of dollars in the other and said yes, even when he asked for a handicap.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
With seemingly endless advancements in technology and a renewed focus on global surveillance, I knew it was only a matter of time before the scientific community discovered my regenerative abilities.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
As per the tradition in my neighborhood, I fired several rounds into the air to celebrate the fourth of July.	8	TwoSentenceHorror