/u/TryHardKenichi's posts

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“I saw an ad on tv earlier for a new male enhancement pill, and I think you should consider calling,” my husband said as I stared at him in equal parts bewilderment and abject horror.

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I was an emotional wreck when my wife died and couldn’t bear to look at any photos she was in, so I put all the albums in a box and stored them in my attic.

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I never understood the appeal of ASMR and thought it was a dumb fad until I tried it myself.

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I never knew kids could be so stupid until I told my daughter to blow her nose and throw it the garbage.

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After his car accident, I never thought I would be able to play catch with my son again, but with the help of Facebook groups and a few household items, he can throw the ball better than ever.

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While Paul counted the tip from his last fare, he noticed his name and an expiration date were printed on one of the bills.

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Everyone says that it's just a phase and that it'll pass, but I'm really worried about my two year old daughter.

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It's that time of year again to make resolutions that I know I won't follow through with.

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When Clyde shouted, “hot peas and butter, come and get your supper!” everyone rushed into the parking lot, frantically searching high and low, hoping to hear Clyde yell “hot” or “warm.”

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When the light hits his knife, you'd better run for your life because that's amore.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I saw an ad on tv earlier for a new male enhancement pill, and I think you should consider calling,” my husband said as I stared at him in equal parts bewilderment and abject horror.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
I was an emotional wreck when my wife died and couldn’t bear to look at any photos she was in, so I put all the albums in a box and stored them in my attic.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
I never understood the appeal of ASMR and thought it was a dumb fad until I tried it myself.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
I never knew kids could be so stupid until I told my daughter to blow her nose and throw it the garbage.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
After his car accident, I never thought I would be able to play catch with my son again, but with the help of Facebook groups and a few household items, he can throw the ball better than ever.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
While Paul counted the tip from his last fare, he noticed his name and an expiration date were printed on one of the bills.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
Everyone says that it's just a phase and that it'll pass, but I'm really worried about my two year old daughter.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
It's that time of year again to make resolutions that I know I won't follow through with.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
When Clyde shouted, “hot peas and butter, come and get your supper!” everyone rushed into the parking lot, frantically searching high and low, hoping to hear Clyde yell “hot” or “warm.”	3	TwoSentenceHorror
When the light hits his knife, you'd better run for your life because that's amore.	3	TwoSentenceHorror