/u/TryHardKenichi's posts
When I asked my daughter who she was talking to, she said, “Mr. Tedderson,” the new teddy bear I had just bought her.
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I've always had a serious case of FOMO, so when my friends jumped off a bridge, I was right behind them.
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Now in her fifties, Jerusha cried tears of joy as blood flowed freely from her wrists, knowing that her virgin sacrifice to the dark lord would guarantee prosperity for her village.
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I would've quit after the first night if the money wasn't so good, but I'm glad I stayed because that is how I met my wife.
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