/u/TwistedSic's posts
[WP] You arrive at your 9 to 5 at the slaughter house to find this note on the front door. "Under new management. All employees report to HR for race and ethnic diversity training, uniform fitting, and new company policies. ~ Willy Wonka".
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[WP]One of the most bizarre days of your life ends with you listening to a song, only to realize it's lyrics perfectly recount the events of you'd just experienced.
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[WP] A professional wrestling television series is audited by OSHA. In order to avoid massive fines major alterations are made to comply with OSHA standards. Describe the audited episode.
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[WP] As people perform evil acts the weather around them becomes cooler. An unprecedented ice storm is occurring in your town.
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[WP] They called you crazy when you hired Eminem as your speech writer. Now, at the podium, you hope to prove them wrong.
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