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She cheated her way to do so but she got to become the pageant winner!

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Just so that he would not starve to death, King Midas traded his whole kingdom, his castle, and even every shred of clothing on his now buck naked body, but he was at last cured of the Golden Touch!

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[JAN22] I found one of those Trolls dolls at Goodwill.

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One punch and the man knocked out most of my TEETH!

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They came crawling at me on the floor ready to devour me.

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"Ugh, I can't take this headache anymore!", my complaining husband said.

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It almost feels like Christmas except for one problem.

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The best day of my life was when my headgear finally came off.

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I'm so bored just standing here doing nothing but watch as the world moves around me.

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My new girlfriend's parrot is incredible because it copies what other people say perfectly!

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