/u/Unusual_Magic's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Being the first person on mars was extraordinary.

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As a Zookeeper, I'm used to seeing all the weird insects and animals.

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Mommy promised me the monsters weren't real.

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As we accepted our fate, We started to round up the bullets and shoot ourselves one by one.

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Your first times will always be awkward, it's just what it is!

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It’s a tough job, being a butcher in the middle of a meat shortage.

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As a Zookeeper, I'm used to seeing all types of weird insects and bugs.

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I was having a pleasant peaceful dream when what sounded like hammering woke me.

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I asked my mommy when will we ever see papa again and she replied with “Soon, baby.“

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My father has said that he'll always be with me, no matter what.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Being the first person on mars was extraordinary.	42
As a Zookeeper, I'm used to seeing all the weird insects and animals.	40
Mommy promised me the monsters weren't real.	38
As we accepted our fate, We started to round up the bullets and shoot ourselves one by one.	35
Your first times will always be awkward, it's just what it is!	30
It’s a tough job, being a butcher in the middle of a meat shortage.	30
As a Zookeeper, I'm used to seeing all types of weird insects and bugs.	29
I was having a pleasant peaceful dream when what sounded like hammering woke me.	28
I asked my mommy when will we ever see papa again and she replied with “Soon, baby.“	28
My father has said that he'll always be with me, no matter what.	25