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I found a camera in my friend's shower this morning.

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I agreed for my children to show me where their imaginary friend lived so they might finally drop the idea of 'Bee' being real.

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I politely smiled, and dabbed at the corner of my mouth with the napkin, deliberately spitting the wad of meat into it.

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"Please-I didn't do it, I don't even know what that is!"

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I stared at the recently punched hole in the wall, trying to ignore the sound of the sirens outside.

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"I apologise for my daughter, she's awfully rude."

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I stumbled into the light of day for the first time in years, led by policemen.

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I brushed his hair out of his face, elated to have finally gotten him to sleep.

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I stared in shock at the baby monitor as a creature took the infant out of his crib.

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I ran around at the beach for what felt like forever looking for my dad.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I found a camera in my friend's shower this morning.	33
I agreed for my children to show me where their imaginary friend lived so they might finally drop the idea of 'Bee' being real.	33
I politely smiled, and dabbed at the corner of my mouth with the napkin, deliberately spitting the wad of meat into it.	32
"Please-I didn't do it, I don't even know what that is!"	23
I stared at the recently punched hole in the wall, trying to ignore the sound of the sirens outside.	20
"I apologise for my daughter, she's awfully rude."	19
I stumbled into the light of day for the first time in years, led by policemen.	18
I brushed his hair out of his face, elated to have finally gotten him to sleep.	18
I stared in shock at the baby monitor as a creature took the infant out of his crib.	18
I ran around at the beach for what felt like forever looking for my dad.	18