/u/Urbenmyth's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It's notable that no-one reports UFOs or Aliens now mobile phones are a thing.

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We'd expected the zombies to moan.

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Contrary to the vision of various religions, the real afterlife so similar to earth that if your death is sudden and quick enough you might not notice the switch for quite some time.

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Despite the stereotype, schizophrenics are statistically no more likely to be violent then anyone else.

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The mind-reading machine was my life's work.

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If you die in your nightmares, you (of course) wake up the real world.

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I'm so glad my children felt able to tell me about their severe sleep paralysis.

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"I'm pregnant!" She said as soon as i entered the house.

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I felt so shitty, ignoring her screams and pleas for help

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There are a thousand horror stories about demons or murderers heard over the baby monitor.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's notable that no-one reports UFOs or Aliens now mobile phones are a thing.	1023
We'd expected the zombies to moan.	973
Contrary to the vision of various religions, the real afterlife so similar to earth that if your death is sudden and quick enough you might not notice the switch for quite some time.	965
Despite the stereotype, schizophrenics are statistically no more likely to be violent then anyone else.	717
The mind-reading machine was my life's work.	616
If you die in your nightmares, you (of course) wake up the real world.	473
I'm so glad my children felt able to tell me about their severe sleep paralysis.	264
"I'm pregnant!" She said as soon as i entered the house.	264
I felt so shitty, ignoring her screams and pleas for help	260
There are a thousand horror stories about demons or murderers heard over the baby monitor.	253