/u/Urbenmyth's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Update on the current state of emergency: all safety protocols and restrictions are lifted, active immediately.

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I'd grown increasingly annoyed at the yelling and arguing from my neighbor's house.

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I know the thing in the crib is not my child.

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Barely able to move, I try desperately to signal to the surgeons that I'm still awake.

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Too ethereal to move anything bigger then electrons, ghosts can only make strange but harmless phenomena.

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I always used to be really annoyed by those "third sentence happy" comments.

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I run frantically through the trees, desperately looking for any signs of civilization.

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I guess I have to admit, I've always been a bit forgettable.

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Everyone assumes I take all these selfies because I'm vain or attention seeking, but it's not that.

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"Mum, Dad, come quick, there's a monster in my room!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Update on the current state of emergency: all safety protocols and restrictions are lifted, active immediately.	164
I'd grown increasingly annoyed at the yelling and arguing from my neighbor's house.	164
I know the thing in the crib is not my child.	146
Barely able to move, I try desperately to signal to the surgeons that I'm still awake.	146
Too ethereal to move anything bigger then electrons, ghosts can only make strange but harmless phenomena.	145
I always used to be really annoyed by those "third sentence happy" comments.	143
I run frantically through the trees, desperately looking for any signs of civilization.	141
I guess I have to admit, I've always been a bit forgettable.	136
Everyone assumes I take all these selfies because I'm vain or attention seeking, but it's not that.	136
"Mum, Dad, come quick, there's a monster in my room!"	133