/u/Urbenmyth's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Stories of cryptids are, of course, really just hoaxes and misidentified animals.

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Emergency update: We have confirmed the enemy is able to hack our warning systems.

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"Be sure to leave your tooth under the pillow for the tooth fairy, honey!"

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The relic was said to channel the voice of God

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I had a thick skin, and laughed off the troll's threatening comments.

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With iron blades and holy symbols, i drove the fairy from the nursery.

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I thought the worst thing to find in the forest was a bear.

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After an hour of torture I break, offering to tell my captors everything I know if they just stop.

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I keep telling myself the strange figure isn't real, this is my house and i'm just hallucinating them

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[FEB22] I ran from the town when I heard rumours of a man-eating tiger on the loose.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Stories of cryptids are, of course, really just hoaxes and misidentified animals.	66
Emergency update: We have confirmed the enemy is able to hack our warning systems.	66
"Be sure to leave your tooth under the pillow for the tooth fairy, honey!"	61
The relic was said to channel the voice of God	61
I had a thick skin, and laughed off the troll's threatening comments.	58
With iron blades and holy symbols, i drove the fairy from the nursery.	57
I thought the worst thing to find in the forest was a bear.	57
After an hour of torture I break, offering to tell my captors everything I know if they just stop.	57
I keep telling myself the strange figure isn't real, this is my house and i'm just hallucinating them	56
[FEB22] I ran from the town when I heard rumours of a man-eating tiger on the loose.	55