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So-called "Mandela Effects" are just collective misrememberings, fully explicable by normal psychology.

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I'd forgotten we'd promised to get married if we were both still single at thirty.

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Werewolves, vampires, killer clowns- a lot of the big monsters have become cliche.

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Everyone's scared of the clowns, with their greasepaint faces and constant laughter

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I know saying I'm annoyed at the happiness of a new mother sounds incredibly assholish.

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[MORPH] Everyone thinks I say "daddy's gone" to avoid upsetting the kids with the truth.

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Instinctively, I froze time as the nukes fell.

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I've had recurring nightmares of dying and going to hell for years

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I asked the devil why he didn't twist my wish for wealth and power in any way.

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The judge sentenced me to be "hanged until death"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
So-called "Mandela Effects" are just collective misrememberings, fully explicable by normal psychology.	46
I'd forgotten we'd promised to get married if we were both still single at thirty.	46
Werewolves, vampires, killer clowns- a lot of the big monsters have become cliche.	45
Everyone's scared of the clowns, with their greasepaint faces and constant laughter	40
I know saying I'm annoyed at the happiness of a new mother sounds incredibly assholish.	40
[MORPH] Everyone thinks I say "daddy's gone" to avoid upsetting the kids with the truth.	38
Instinctively, I froze time as the nukes fell.	36
I've had recurring nightmares of dying and going to hell for years	35
I asked the devil why he didn't twist my wish for wealth and power in any way.	35
The judge sentenced me to be "hanged until death"	34